Monday, August 3, 2009

OMG MY GORGEOUS PPLE!!!!!

ok so i have disappeared for short while...

ok ok ok
very very long la hoh!!!!!

i have a very good excuse though...
currently im serving the nation

YES PPLE!!!!
THE NATION!!!!!

let me give you a brief introduction
im now an NS men under
CIVIL DEFENCE
(so the watever)

i could not really blog last time cause i had to stay in camp for 5 days
5 DAYS PPLE!!!!!!!
okla, i think the pple in army will be like saying
HELLO!!
WE ALL MORE TEROK
ok guys..
i hear you
:)

anywhoos..
im in the 109th intake
and also im proud to say tht i was in the marching contingent of alpha company
and we won 1st in the marching competition
HOW ABOUT THT!!!
WOOO HOOOOO!!!!

recruit life wasnt tht bad.
all i had to du
was to wake up early in the morning ard 4 45,
brush my teeth
(i didnt bother bathing, digusting? tel me about it, i didnt care)
and had morning PT

thn it was breakfast time
where by everyone had to queue up like prisoners to wait for ur turn to get the food
the tasteless food

after,
we made our beds,
hearing our intructors screaming at us,
forcing us to do push ups infront of our dorms
and the toilet
their 2 favourite plcs
i don noe y....
thn got ready for rescue training,
and lessons and many many more push ups along the way..
tht was my daily routine

omg...
who the hell am i kidding??

IT WAS BADD!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahah!!!

so tht went on for 7 beautiful weeks

and after tht i got my vocation
i got a clerk.....

pathetic?
tell me about it.....
-__-

all the training
all the torture
and at last
clerk
watever ehhhh

so, with no choice, i went for the clerk training
only to find out later tht i were to go to this temporary vocation
OPS WHITELIGHT

this operation whitelight was the best!!!!!
all we had to do was to go to tuas,
and check the car's back compartment all day
its a 12 hour shift
werk for 3 hours, rest the rest of the days..

heaven?
HELL YEAH!!!!!!

tht lasted for 3 months
and now im back to becoming the clerk..
werking mondays to fri,
0730 till 1730

and no i don really like it..
but i have to look on the side,
im the clerk incharge of the stores,
taking care for 65 storemens who tends to go on
MCs,
AWOLING and
what so ever..

ahahahahahah

and furthermore, i think im hated by quite a no of pple there

y??

hehehehehehe

i always get angry cause
some pple,
showing off attitudes,
showing off matreps/ah beng-ish
behaviour..

and ill always scream at thm
heheheheh

so yeah

hate me all you want sweethearts..
i don care
:)

so there pple

the reason why i disappeared for quite sometime...

NOPE
no pics this entry,
did last minute blogging
and suddenly tonight, i just feel lie i missed my life in blog
so

HELLO
HELLO
HELLOO..

HAHAHAHA!!!!

next entry will be on my holiday to mount kinabalu..
expect pics this time round hehehehehe

PPLE!!!!
VINTAGE ALLEY IS BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!!!!!

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

ok so ive been a lil bz lately.
went out and du a lot of cathing up with my friends
before, again ill say this,
I BECOME A SLAVE TO THE NATION...

and someone was complainin
"ACAP!!! UPDATE LAAAAAA!!!! I WANNA SEE PHOTOSSS!!!!"
tht bitch is non other thn azian.
the chip munk gurl at my escape column

ok2

heheheheheheheheh

soooo

DAY 1;
the september babies birthday

the other week
my family had this very huge gathering

and granny was on the mood of cookin...
N I MEAN COOKIN....

HEAVVVENNNN LAAAAA
a whole day of fasting
and breaking fast with all THT!!!!!!!

soooo happi bdayyyy to the 3 babes on the family!!!

theres a video about the bday bashhh!!!
no one was clean after this shot was taken
check it out at my multipply
heheheheheheheh

DAY 2;
FACIAL NITE!!!!!

aziia n haikal came over my place to have a sleep over
we were actuali planing on having a a movie marathon nite

BUT

plans go hay-wire
and we had

FACIALLLSSSSS!!!!!

hahahahahaha!!!!

we made our own
by using yoghurt and a lil lemon

my mask was done by aziann

and haikal just have to take the bloody NS papers
while azian took the photoss
WTF!!!!!!!

and thn it was haikals turn
he was rather excited
he was like
"eh like so fun ah like tht. i also wan"

and thn azian was like
"come here baby"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
like wicked witch like tht!!!

soooo there is haikal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i knoww
very ridiculous rite??

and now its azians turn

hehehehehehe

ok, azian can du our mask like
ok2 nice cause she is like used to work in manicure spa2 plces
so she kinda knows wat to do
but us guys???

hahahahahaha!!!!

IM SO SORRY AZIAN

i slapped a spoonfull of ypghurt to her face and she was like
"ASYRAF, FROM THE BOTTOM!!!!"

and i was like ok3

AND THEN AFTER EVERYTHING WAS DONE!!
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and she has no idea
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

IT WAS HAIKALS PLAN!!! NOT MINE!!!!!

the next day she looks like this

DAY 3;
SHISHA!!!!

ok next SHHHIIIISSSHHHHAAAA!!!!!!

met fairul and another friend of his, grace the other day
and we practically had a whole nite of.....

CAM WHORING!!!!!!

pple say hello to the sexy lamp....

and now presenting the cam-whore mastersss

and theressss morrreee.....

we kinda like got hungry after all tht
sooo....

since fairul was like
"im super hungry"
he had

chicken kebab
OMG!!!
look at the greed-er!!!!!

i and grace had a simple

potato wedges..

but after everything was done it looks the same

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

and look wat fairul found hiding underneath the cusions..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MORE??

ok...

to end this entry..

AZIAN THIS IS FOR U

MEEEOOOOWWWW
(which means, azian u r getting fat fat)

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Monday, September 15, 2008

sooo
i dissapeared again for like 2 weeks??
again
IM SORRRY PPLE!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehehehe

soo anywhoossss
been a lil packedd
heheheh
will tell u why later in the entry

sooo
back to my storyy

on saturday
i was actualli expecting a day of fun outings with my aunt and my friends
BUT!!!!!!!!

HAIZZZZZZZZ

this was what happen

first of all
me and my aunty went to beach road
to get some of my NS stufff

ARRRGGGGHHHHHH

another few more weeks pple!!!!!!!!
and i am gona become a slave for the nation!!!!
(screaming in silence)

after tht non-fashioned shopping
we headed down to KALLANG LEISURE PARK
to get my all-so-gorgeous shoesss!!!!!

OMG!!!!!

i have been eyeing tht shoe for weeksssss

arent they a beauty???

im happily trying on them shoessss
before i find out
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they were made from pig skin
:'(
(someone kill me now)

SOOOOO KNNCCB LAAAAA!!!!!!! WAHH!!!!!

i will not give up
im gona find the same pattern shoe
before hari raya!!!

after sad SAD moment
we went for a walk at
TREE TOP WALK

its located at upper thomson
for those who love nature
and lil hike
this is the plc to goo

but....

so o got a few pictures takenn there

ok, suddenly i am like a nature freak here..
hahahahahahah!!!!
this will be the trail tht u will have to take on the way to tree top walk

so there i was happily taking photos,
climbing up hills,
and going dowwnnn them
all in the hope tht i will reach tht plc and be amazed of the super long and beautiful bridge

BUT

when i reached there
the place was already closed
can u believe it?

WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
CB!!!!!!!

twice pple..
have it like ever happen to u guys??
like twice ur heart sank on the same dae???

so what happened after tht?
i sat under a tree
and i sangg
"when u had bad day, u take don noe wat the lyric down
u sing a sad song just to turn it around"

and thn at night
i promised my gal friend tht i will meet her up
over at her area

and i was like
ouhh wat the heck
problems comes in threes
my day couldnt get any worst

there she was....
da besar da anak mak!!!
wakkakakakakakakakaka!!!!!

siti was my working buddy over at swensens like 4 yrs ago
and thn she was my clubbing buddy
along with her sister MAZZ

remember those days girls??
omg!!!!!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ok so any waysss
whn i came over to yew tee..

AND IT WAS MAZZ'S BDAY!!!

hapy belated bday to you
hapy belated bday to you
hapy belated bday to mazz mazz
hapy belated bday to you

hehehehe
so we practically talked about the pass

our funny moments
eg
mazz having g string strutting out
me sleeping the club toilet cause i was drunk
mazz falling down on the dance floor
siti disappearing everytime after 2 hours we stepped in

and after tht
CAM-WHORE!!!!!

and ppleee..
i got something to show u
hehehehehehehe....

presenting my second-self....

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Monday, September 1, 2008

on saturday i finally went for......

ICE SKATING!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehehe!!!!

every since i know how to roller blade
i have been pestering busu and uncle mi to bring me ice skatinggg!!!
hahahahahahaah!!!!!

so here it is pple!!!!

SOOOO HAPPYYY!!!!!!

so my dear people
what do we do when we are happy??

come onnnnnn

u knowwwww

CAM WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and look at ussss
gliding through like a pair of swans

so sweet rite?????

and u know what???
i guess i am cursed to like never have a full happy moment
U know what?

I FELL PPLE!!!!

YESSSS I FELLLL!!!!

AND I WET MY PANTS!!!!!!!!

:'(

no i didnt peee
is just the ice was wet

WAT????

IT WAS OK!!!!!!!!!

hmph!!!!!!!!!

so any whossss
after ice skating
we headed over to east coast for some
NIGHT SKATING
with skateline

im from this blading group called skateline
its like a school for bladers
any of u guys interested to learn blading
theres a link to their website to ur right

for those who already know how to blade
u can join thm for night blading as well
they have night blading every last saturday of the month

ouhh yaaaa
IM LOOKING FOR BLADING KAKISSSS!!!!
can just drop me an email if wanna go bladingggg!!!
and ill get back to u asap
wakakakakakakaak!!!!

OK2

so any whoos

just a lil snap shottt of us and our bladesss

a short talk about the whole night skating thingy
tht is john telling us where we are gona blade
from east coast all the way to down town east

WOOOHHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!!

HI MIKE!!!!
he is the guy doin the video recordinggg
also one of my teachers in skateline
hahahahahaahah!!!!

and there is busu!!
WAHHHH!!! U MANAGE TO GO UP THE BRIDGE LIOWWW!!!!

our first resing point
gotta boost our energy up by takin our tonic
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAK!!!!

and then we have to go by this route
I TOTALLY DON BOTHER TO TAKE ANY PHOTOS
because it was an up hill
and i was tired
periodd

second resting point
at bedok

and by this time
we were all sweaty
BUT NOT SMELLY OK!!!!
and very thirsty like FCUK!!!!

pple meet one of the accident areas

ok i know im evil
this is a downward slope
so for pple who dont know how to balance themselves
will definitely have a very bad fall BACKWARDS!!!
for those who dont know how to break
cannot stop
and will continue to go straight and onto the road
which of course no one did laaa
got pple to save one laaaa!!!!!
hehehehehhe!!!!!

another hour or so
we finally reach our destination

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

and just look at uncle mi
awwwwwwww

he looks beat...

OVERALL!!!! I LOIKEEE!!!!!

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

today busu took MC from work
cause apparently she was....
heheheheheheheh
u know what laaaaa

and so whn i woke up from bed
usually ill see my sister beside the bed
fiddling with my lappy
and today
HER!!!!
wakakakakakakakak!!!!
cannot wake up peacefully one...

gave me a shockkk!!!
i was like why is mimis eye brows so thin??
and why was she wearing a skirt at home????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so anywhooosssss
later on in the day i went to suntec with..
u guessed it;

ok2
u guys might ask
why is this fellow always goin out with thm
like disturb their privacy like tht??

well, firstly
not spending time with busu for a few years last time
(due to reasons i cannot sae)
i guess tht makes me miss her alot laaa..
i didnt know i have like a totally cool aunty and uncle
until recentlyy

secondly
i guess she wants to spend time with me before i become a slave to the nation
which is comin real soooonn
RITE NOT BUSU!!!!
U R GONA MISSSS ME WHN IM GONE!!!!
HMPH!!!!
I KNOWWW.....

hahahahahahahaha

ok2
back to the storyyy

firstly, me and thm had a lip pouty challenge
PPLE!!!! U JUDGE!!!
WHO LOOKS BETTER WITH POUTY LIPS!!!

hehehehehehehe

ok2
we wnt to suntec city because of the..

its an IT FAIR thingy whereby they sell lots of these IT gadgets at a very
REASONABLE PRICE!!!

and i meannn VERY REASONABLE!!!!
don noe why i didnt go there to buy some of my stuffss..
so guys interested?
heres the link for more infosss

busu and uncle mi were definitely interested
well, now they both are a very proud owner of an olympus SLR
so they like said tht they needed a hard disk for their photoss

WAH LAU EH!!!!
BUY 2 SOME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok laaa actualli good price laaaa
300gb at only 125

fujitsu some more..

and guys if u are going
pls beware of this

SOOO MANY PPLE!!!!!!!!!!

after getting their stuff
we went to have some
DELICIOUSS
DECADENTLY
CHOCOLATEY FOUNDUEY!!!!
YUMMMM YUMMM!!!!

we head over to esplanade and had
MAX BRENNER'S chocolate!!!!

guys u must try one!!!
REALLY AHHH!!!

WAHHHH!!!!!
no words to describe!!!! to niceeee

and the place is also very classic!!!!

AIIYAAAAA I DON NOE WHAT TO SAE!!!!
STILL PONDERING OVER THE CHOCOLATESSS!!!!!
JUST SEE PUCTURESSSS

so sweetness rite!!!!
i wonder how they are gona look like in 10 yrs time

the CHOCOLATE FONDUE!!!
OUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!

THIS WAS MINE!!!!
its called marshmellow someting2
WAHHHHH!!!!!!!
SOOO NICEEEEE!!!!

its located at esplanade
if u guys wanna try it
infos are here

after the beautiful chocolate delight
we headed to mount faber for telescoping
will get to it later
just look at the sceneries i capture with my cannon EOS 400D along the way

ok2 i know busu..
i have one pathetic lens onlyy
yaa yaaaa
soon la ok??
SOONN!!!
just not now....

OOK!!!!

back to telescoping
reached mount faber

got busy in fixing the telescope
AND
one of the scews just have to fall off my butter fingers
and happily roll along
and drop at a place where
I HATE!!!!!!

JUST LOOK AT ME!!!!!!

STOOOPPP LAFFING!!!!!!!

:'(

whn its all fixed looks so sexy rite??

BUT!!!!!

ok pple
daddy bought for me this telescope when?
7 to 8 yrs ago
when i passed my PSLE!!
and we only use it once!

and now
7 to 8 years later
i just found out
there were moulds on my telescope LENSES
how about tht?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

but it didnt go tht really bad laaa
still can see here and there

last time i see the moon and the surface sooo clearly!!!!
NOWWW!!!!
cant even see the ships there!!!!

and here is busu

trying her best to find a star in the sky
so motivating!!!
hehehehehehehehe!!!

so busu and uncle mi
IM SORRY FOR WASTING UR TIME.....

:(

ILL MAKE IT UP TO U ONE DAY
I PROMISSEEE!!!
HUR HUR!!!!
I BLANJA MAKAN OK?

:)

(talking in a cute innocent voice)

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

du u guys know tht bugis is like quite a great plc to chill out?
well, maybe not in the day laaaaa
i mean at night
after work
sit down with friends
have coffee
tok cock....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok2

i, busu n her friend, aunt di
went to bugis and have a nice chill-out
aunt di was there an hour before us

upon reaching bugiss
i and busu was like having tht a little hunger feeling
why are we always hungry ah??
i don noe lehhhh
so any whooosss we went to get ourselves

VERYY NICEEE!!!!!
this place sells like cheesy stuffs
like cheese fries
cheese mussels
fish and chips with cheese
chicken cutlet with cheese
all cheesee LAAAAAA!!!!
N IM A BIG FAN!!!!!!!!!

so i had cheese fries and busu bought the creamy cheesy mussels

and pple its very affordable
5 bucks each
interested??
MUST TRY IT ONE LOHHHH!!!!
the above banner is the link,
gives u more detailss

and finally met aunty d
hahahhahhaha!!!
very funny person
she was busu's secondary school friend
who always come n chill at my grannys place last time
so sad she didnt know mee
i was tht fat boii llaaaaaaa
still don remeber??

:(

so anyways she was showing us some stuff tht she shopped
before me and busu arrived

VOGUE GEDEBAK RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahah
she was like

" where are u? u better come before i shop some more"
hahahahahaha!!!!

thn uncle mi joined us

and uncle mi brought along a very special thing tht she had ordered from busu
it was
HER COACH BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

she was likkkkeee
LET ME SEEE IT!! LET ME SEE IT!!!!

eargerly opening up the wrap

just look at her faceee!!!!

VERYYYY SEXYYYY BAGGGG!!!!

ok2 pple
about this coach thingyy..
hahahahaha!!!!
interested??
more details coming up.
cant reveal too much until busu give me the green light
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!

my baby shot me down at 1:32 AM 2 typing bullet(s).

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

YEEEEEE HHHHAAAAWWWW!!!!
ok pple
the weekend i had was like totally
COOOLLLLL!!!!!

hahaha
on saturday
me, nenek, busu and uncle mi went to kulai for some
HORSE BACK RIDING!!!!
thn we had a seafood dinner at my favourite plc
KAMPONG SENIBONG!!!

ok2
lets just let the pictures du the tokin now ok

this is our 2 tour-guide

and as excited as i am
we still had to face this!!!!

don noe why the cutom is very slow nowadays
i guess its still because of the MAS SELAMAT thingy

watever

any whoooosssss...

after a quite a journeyy there it is!!!!

SEXY AINT IT!!!!!!

i guess the traffic jam and the journey made us like
FREAKING HUNGRY LAAAA!!!!
so we had a short quick lunch

LOOKSSS NICEEE RITE!!!!!
i and uncle mi gobbled down our food quickly
as our ride was like in 15 mins time
and thn
guess what?
it started to rain!!
BLOODY HELLL!!!!
i could have enjoyed my food better loh!!!!!

so the ride was postponed to 4 instead of 2

so pple
what du we du whn we have time to spare??

CAM-WHORE!!!!!
eh eh eh
this time no me hoh!!!!

and after what felt like forever!!!!

we strapped on our helmets

got onto our horses

AND WE ARE OFFFFF!!!!!!

we actualli did something more thn just travel round and round laaaa
the coach there brought us out to this junge trail
it was really funn laaaa
but unfortunately no pictures
cause it was drizzling
and my cam is not water proof
so....
SORRY HOH!!!

but if u guys are interested
u can click on the link tht i have provided down there
it gives u all the infos tht u need

AND NOW PPLE!!!!
ITS TIME FOR DINNNER!!!

after tht hour and a half of horse ridingg
it was time for dinner

mommy, daddy, long and mimi
was waiting for us there
hehehehehehe
i guess they were cursing and swearing waiting for our arrival
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
wat? its was the rainn
not our fault lehhhh

so anyways these were what we had

so what did we du whn the food came?

not much photos cause we were busy eating!!!!

I JUST LOVE MY SATURDAY!!!!!
THANK YOU NENEK, BUSU AND UNCLE MI FOR THE HORSE RIDING
THANK YOU MAMA FOR THE DINNERR!!!! VERRY NICCCEEE!!!!

and now my latest project

operation makeover for grannys living room.

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